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28 August 2005 @ 03:24 pm
Let's kick this, like a fetus  
You all know my posts are far more like a scattering of shotgun pellets than peering down the scope of a sniper rifle...so buckle your seatbelts and please, try to keep up.


  • Who knew that the late Montgomery Scott (AKA James Doohan) was missing his right middle finger? These people did.


  • I really think I would enjoy having one of these. I'm not wild about spending $80 for one, but I still think they are cool.


  • Here is an idea for airport security that is far superior to anything the TSA is doing now...including Infants on the terrorist watch list.


  • Let this story be a cautionary tale for us all about leaving your pr0n behind when you move out of your parents house.


  • Apparently, placebos aren't really placebos. Perhaps doctors should just tell all their patients that they are giving them the latest and greatest drug that is sure to work...and then actually give them all sugar pills....and maybe my doctor is already doing that. Hmmmmmm.


  • In addition to being downright disturbing, does anyone else think that this is something you remember seeing in Half-Life 2? I seriously think he is related to the G-Man.


  • This makes me laugh everytime I read it. A probing analysis of Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’


  • If you are not reading Izzle pfaff on a regular basis, you really ought to be. The man is fucking hilarious and thankfully not quite right...and most of you reading these posts of mine are at least the latter.




Deep like the minds of Minolta.
 
 
 
Herasmus Bea Draggonchrysanthemum on August 28th, 2005 09:17 pm (UTC)
I of course handled the whole thing really poorly. As she scraped away, I snarled, "Well, I'm not wearing this fucking thing the whole night," and stomped off back home to go change my t-shirt. The wife trailed behind me, silently, because for one, I'm an asshole with a temper, and two, what can you possibly say to someone who has just been shat upon by another member of the animal kingdom?

"It was just a bird. Rise above the avian hijinx, mammal!"


*giggle*
Brian Beckseether on August 28th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
I rather liked this...

Why else was Jennifer Tilly created if not to take off her shirt? I don't think it was for her incisive political analysis. Anyway, I don't want to be a neanderthal about this either. I'm just saying: let's get horror movies back to where they belong, which is to say, as completely prurient endeavors. I am totally happy to stipulate that if Jennifer Tilly is in the movie, then she should spend almost all of it naked. And to provide balance, let's say that they also have to get, I don't know, Josh Hartnett as well, to hang out the whole time with no pants. I can live with that.

"Jesus. Check out Tilly's rack."

"Yeah. And check out Hartnett's dong."

(Long pause.)

I really think that this sort of strategy could bring a lot of people together on some common ground. Plus, we'd see a lot of tits and dongs. IT'S WIN-WIN, PEOPLE!
Herasmus Bea Draggonchrysanthemum on August 28th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
"It was just a bird. Rise above the avian hijinx, mammal!"