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24 May 2005 @ 09:22 pm
Salmagundi  
So very wrong and yet so very funny. (and so probably NSFW)

What kind of a fucking douchebag do you have to be to visit Amazon.com's Early Adopters on any kind of regular basis? I mean, the first sentence says it all. "These are the newest and coolest products our customers are buying." It originally was followed with, "If you're a gigantic pussy who can't think for yourself than this is the page for you. We'll show you everything that is 'cool' and 'hip' so you can try your damnedest to fool everyone."

Have I mentioned how much I'd love to have this? If not, I have now.

Have I also mentioned how much I hate, hate, hate, fucking really fucking hate the Quiznos commercials with Baby Bob? Worst. Commercial. Ever...and apparently I'm not the only one. I think the only thing more disturbing than the commercials is the fact that CBS put the baby in its own show. However, there is some cruel irony in all this is that a baby named Bob with a guy's voice is actually....not a guy.

These really need to go on Aeryn's first big boo-boo...not that I'm wanting that to happen anytime soon.

Everyone should print this out and make one because I say so...and because it's cool. (and it's an old link, so you don't have to worry about being an Early Adopter!)

and finally, I can now waste even more time because Nethack now has a Pocket PC version. Technology is so grand.
 
 
 
Missed Me, Missed Me, now you gotta kiss me!crickie on May 25th, 2005 06:41 am (UTC)
I also hate the Quizno's baby Bob commercials. He is really creepy, and the whole thing kind of grosses me out. I did like the old Quizno's commercials about the 'lettuce'. And the Spongmonkeys made me laugh, tho they got old fast and had nothing to do with sandwiches.
Nibornibor on May 25th, 2005 07:25 am (UTC)
Quiznos commercials have sucked for many moons. Today, it is no different.

You can't put bacon bandages on the baby...someone might bite her! (Like, say, me.)

And finally, we keep talking about setting up a Nethack server at work. Put all that Power technology to work.
Tracysinndar on May 25th, 2005 01:37 pm (UTC)
What kind of assholes name their daughter L'Wren?
I am Asparagon! From the Planet Vegetor!!mc_dork on May 25th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
Fuck using bacon bandaids on the kid. Use them yourself!