Brian Beck
09 November 2009 @ 02:32 pm
This will be of interest to absolutely nobody.

While listening to the latest This American Life I was immediately struck with deja vu when I heard the voice of David Dickerson...I just knew that I had heard this guy before. After much wracking of the brain and a few web searches I finally ascertained that David Dickerson had previously appeared on Episode 326 of This American Life in a story about the MIT mystery hunt. (While most of the mystery hunt is usually WAY over my head, I imagine it would be so damn effing cool to be part of.)

It's weird how voices can stick in your mind like that.

I assure you this is not how I intended to spend most of my lunch today.
 
 
Brian Beck
03 February 2009 @ 08:31 am
A response to my post yesterday got me wondering what podcasts other people listen to. I'm always looking for new and interesting things, so I'd love to hear what you listen to on a regular basis.
My list looks like this:

CO-OP
Fresh Air
Gamers With Jobs Conference Call
GeekSpeak
Grammar Grater
Idle Thumbs
On The Media
Radiolab
Rebel FM
Selected Shorts
Sound Opinions
StoryCorps Broadcast
The Moth
This American Life
This I Believe
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
WFIU: A Moment of Science

What do
you
listen to?
 
 
Brian Beck
02 February 2009 @ 02:23 pm
I finally got around to listening to last weeks Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! episode and couldn't resist posting this little snippet.

Peter Seagal:
"Now, when Barack Obama entered the Oval Office, as per tradition, he found a private note left to him by his predecessor George Bush. In just a minute we are going to ask our panelists to predict what was in that note."

The best answer (IMHO) came from Kyrie O'Connor:

Inside the envelope, a little card says

"Cardinals 24 Steelers 17...and next year you get to pick who wins."
 
 
Current Music: Lily Allen - 22
 
 
Brian Beck
20 January 2009 @ 10:45 am
I'm enjoying keeping a tally of the number of times that talking heads and spectators refer to the inauguration as "an historical event."

Tomorrow they will be (mostly) correct, but not so much today.
 
 
Brian Beck
14 January 2009 @ 03:11 pm
I'm not sure if this tweet from KXAN_News is indicative of a slow news day, or that they need to put "News" in quotes.
 
 
 
 
Brian Beck
12 November 2008 @ 01:15 pm
For those who WOW...

Nerf the President of the United States Achievement

I had not seen this before and thought the mocked-up screen shot was brilliant.
 
 
Brian Beck
15 October 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Penny Arcade makes me realize that it is probably just as well that I've never been much into Halloween. Someday my children will appreciate that fact. ;)
 
 
Brian Beck
27 August 2008 @ 03:38 pm
Just when I think I've seen every inane Twitter post that could possibly be, someone renews my faith in humanity. God bless you KXAN!

Henceforth, ALL movie reviews should read like this...just be careful you don't spew water all over your monitor like I did.

That's all for now.
 
 
Current Music: Marty Robbins - Devil Woman
 
 
Brian Beck
25 March 2008 @ 12:03 pm
I'd like to say that this comic doesn't resemble me at all...but sadly it mostly does. I think the sadder part is that I want to upgrade Crystal's laptop not because I want her to have a faster and better computer (although I do), but because that would allow me to stream HD files from my computer to our TV...and we don't even have an HDTV.
 
 
Current Music: Veruca Salt - One Last Time
 
 
Brian Beck
09 May 2007 @ 01:33 pm
It has finally hit home just how ridiculous it is that we are still paying a $10 monthly rental fee to Suddenlink for our cable modem. So I need to get my own damn cable modem. Suddenlink says they'll sell me a new one for $75, but I imagine I can do better then that.

However, I know dick about cable modems. Are they all the same? Should I get one with a router? Any and all suggestions, advice, or general comments are appreciated.
 
 
Current Music: Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Who's Your Little Who Zis?
 
 
Brian Beck
09 April 2007 @ 12:39 pm
Anyone else remember playing the hell out of this years ago?  Easily one of the most pointless games ever.


 
 
Current Music: Pink Floyd - Shine on You Crazy Diamond (I-V) (Radio KoL 64k)
 
 
 
Brian Beck
01 February 2007 @ 03:00 pm
No, I'm nothing like the Real Life comic from today...any similarities between me and Greg are purely the crazed delusions from your deranged brain...or something like that.
 
 
Current Music: On The Media - Jan. 26, 2007
 
 
Brian Beck
29 January 2007 @ 01:34 pm

  1. A co-worker today walked up to my cubicle and was wondering if I would be interested in listening to his Jeff Beck, Beckology CD...you know, because my last name is Beck and all. Wow. What a fucking moron. No wonder I wear headphones most of the day.

  2. Last night as I was drifting off to sleep, the hose from my CPAP was in my way (it frequently is), and as I brushed it aside I instinctively thought to myself, "I really need to get a wireless version of this." I'm not holding out much hope for that.

  3. Can someone explain to me the concept of 18-hour bras? How can clothing possibly be created that is "good" or "comfortable" for only a set amount of time? Is it simply advertising that this garment probably won't pinch, rub, chafe or generally annoy you until around the 18th hour, and then all bets are off? Are bras really such a unique item of clothing that they alone need to have time limits placed on them? I'm just wondering.

  4. I'm so sick and tired of something being advertised or described as "free" when a credit card is required to obtain the item...I'm specifically looking at you iTunes. If I have to provide a credit card number to obtain something, then it's not free. Period. End of sentence.

 
 
Current Music: Tommy Tallarico - Subterranean
 
 
Brian Beck
01 November 2006 @ 02:17 pm
While looking at the new deluxe edition for Dungeon Siege II on Amazon, I noticed that perhaps their "Better Together" section doesn't quite have all the kinks worked out of it. Look at the bottom of the screenshot and you will see what I mean.

I had a nice chuckle.
 
 
Brian Beck
21 June 2006 @ 12:05 pm
If I weren't expecting a new addition to the family right around that date, I would sooooooooo be there.
 
 
Brian Beck
15 June 2006 @ 09:41 am
Another great thing about state agencies is that they love to do blood drives. I just got through donating this morning and it only required a quick trip downstairs...much nicer then me always meaning to go to North Lamar on my lunch break but never quite remembering to.
 
 
Brian Beck
13 June 2006 @ 08:31 am
That's love.
 
 
Brian Beck
13 June 2006 @ 07:58 am
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
 
 
Brian Beck
07 June 2006 @ 01:00 pm
This has seriously made my abs hurt from laughing so much...and also from trying not to laugh, which almost makes it somehow funnier. Even if you don't know anything about comics, Batman, or Frank Miller you'll likely still find this hilarious.
 
 
Brian Beck
07 April 2006 @ 07:42 am
For [info]imzadi and [info]effendi

An idea for a future anniversary...The North Pole Marathon.
 
 
Brian Beck
05 April 2006 @ 07:58 am
Is anyone else as bothered by Sherwin-Williams logo as I am? It could only be more environmentally reprehensible if the can said "Pennzoil" and it was pouring out oil instead of paint...or maybe I'm just too touchy.
 
 
Brian Beck
04 April 2006 @ 08:40 am
Flavor of Love Reunion show...too damn funny.
 
 
Brian Beck
03 April 2006 @ 07:38 am
I thought surely that this year DST would come and I wouldn't need to educate anyone...so much for that. So say it with me now:

It's Daylight Saving Time, NOT Daylight Savings Time.

Everyone got it?

Good.
 
 
Brian Beck
30 March 2006 @ 08:40 am
Letter-writing without envelopes, cutting or glue...letterfu!

While I couldn't care less about The Da Vinci Code film, I do find this quite hilarious.

ReadyMade - A bimonthly print magazine for people who like to make stuff.

Roulette chocolate

Fun old-school diversions: The 8-bit quiz and 16-bit quiz.

The Legendary N.W.A. Quiz

A great clip from a CBS reporter taking on the "negative Iraq War coverage" charges that the administration has been putting out as of late.

A lengthy, but good, essay from Eric at Websnark on Those Cinematic Moments, and how Star Trek's lost the ability to do them. I'd be interested to see what you think [info]shadoh.

A fun read entitled The Ten Best Sci-Fi Films That Never Existed.

If you are into videogame soundtracks, you have got to check out Galbadia Hotel.

For those of you using Firefox, you should definitely try out the Foxmarks extension. It simply rules.
 
 
 
Brian Beck
21 March 2006 @ 10:25 am
SCSI 4X cd burner purchased in 1999 - $350

IDE 16X DVD burner purchased this week - $40

Installing the burner, screwing the computer case back on, and THEN realizing that you forgot to write down the serial number on the top of the burner - Priceless
 
 
Brian Beck
22 February 2006 @ 08:58 am
All Monty Python fans should tune in tonight for the PBS series premiere of Monty Python's Personal Best. Yes, I know it conflicts with Lost, but that's what your damn tivo/torrent/vcr is for. Also, there are multiple showings so it shouldn't be a problem.
 
 
Brian Beck
21 February 2006 @ 01:44 pm
For some reason, this reminds me of the whole more pregnant/less pregnant thing.
 
 
Brian Beck
13 February 2006 @ 09:06 am
The good.

The bad.
 
 
 
 
Brian Beck
05 January 2006 @ 01:55 pm
I couldn't agree more with Bill Simmons, from his ESPN Page 2 column today:

11:40 -- Since I firmly believe Marv Albert should do every big NBA game, Pat Summerall every big NFL game and Keith Jackson every big college football game, no matter how old they are, and only because it feels like a bigger game when any of them is involved, I feel totally comfortable saying this: Listening to Jackson is like driving with my mother at night. In other words, maybe he can't really see anymore, and he might drive over a few curbs, and maybe he'll even send a pedestrian diving behind a parking meter ... but it's always exciting, and you always get home safely in the end.


Amen.
 
 
Brian Beck
29 August 2005 @ 04:53 pm
Should I be concerned that Aeryn brought me this book and had me read it to her not once, not twice, but three times?

Perhaps she just has my odd sense of humor.
 
 
Brian Beck
28 August 2005 @ 03:24 pm
You all know my posts are far more like a scattering of shotgun pellets than peering down the scope of a sniper rifle...so buckle your seatbelts and please, try to keep up.


  • Who knew that the late Montgomery Scott (AKA James Doohan) was missing his right middle finger? These people did.


  • I really think I would enjoy having one of these. I'm not wild about spending $80 for one, but I still think they are cool.


  • Here is an idea for airport security that is far superior to anything the TSA is doing now...including Infants on the terrorist watch list.


  • Let this story be a cautionary tale for us all about leaving your pr0n behind when you move out of your parents house.


  • Apparently, placebos aren't really placebos. Perhaps doctors should just tell all their patients that they are giving them the latest and greatest drug that is sure to work...and then actually give them all sugar pills....and maybe my doctor is already doing that. Hmmmmmm.


  • In addition to being downright disturbing, does anyone else think that this is something you remember seeing in Half-Life 2? I seriously think he is related to the G-Man.


  • This makes me laugh everytime I read it. A probing analysis of Gwen Stefani’s ‘Hollaback Girl’


  • If you are not reading Izzle pfaff on a regular basis, you really ought to be. The man is fucking hilarious and thankfully not quite right...and most of you reading these posts of mine are at least the latter.




Deep like the minds of Minolta.
 
 
Brian Beck
10 August 2005 @ 07:17 pm
WTF?  
I stop to get gas this morning and see that it is $2.28....Two fucking dollars and twenty-eight cents a gallon for unleaded. Holy crap.

1 week ago - $2.07
1 year ago - $1.70
2 years ago - $1.43

at least I'm averaging 27 MPG...I guess that's something.
 
 
Brian Beck
09 August 2005 @ 06:59 pm
In today's episode entitled "Things I Drool Over but Ultimately Know I'll Never Actually Get", I take a look at some things that, well, I tend to drool over because they just are pretty darn cool even though I don't expect that I'll ever actually purchase any of them.

This would be hella cool and it would actually force me to finally get a DVD drive for my computer.

Ok, really that's the only thing I've got...now you can see why I've never made it as a network tv pitchman...

Me: "What I see is this great show that's sort-of a cross between Lost and Desperate Housewives with a little bit of Veronica Mars meets House mixed in."

Suit: "I love it!"

M: "And the best part is, it's only one episode!"
S: *blank stare*
S: "Next!"

There are, however, other things I've recently come across on that Internet thingy that I feel I must share...and I promise there will be more than one!


  • A few baby posts that made me chuckle...The first is from Julie with a list entitled A few notes to makers of infant clothing. The second is from Mr. Nice Guy who gives a listing of some things his daughter does that are apparently normal. I can verify that Aeryn does many of these.


  • I'm really enjoying reading the RSS feed from The Huffington Post. Always something to make me think and usually something to make me laugh. These three posts were ones I had bookmarked for one reason or another.


  • Many Cats Unaffected by Catnip. I find this very disturbing. If I can't count on catnip turning any and all cats into drugged furballs unable to put one paw in front of the other, than what I can I believe in? WHAT?


  • Audioscrobbler has finally finished their update and can now be found at last.fm. If you're not using this for your music, you should be. They've got plugins for just about everything and it's nice to be able to keep track of what you're listening to in addition to finding new artists you might be interested in. My profile is here.


  • On a final note, is it sooooo hard for Amazon to understand that if I own a book in paperback, it makes no sense to list the hardback version as a "recommendation" and vice versa? Also, if I've added something to my wish list, it makes equally little sense to add that item to your list of "recommendations" for me. Clearly I recommend it, otherwise I wouldn't have put it on my wish list!



and I'm out.
 
 
Brian Beck
08 August 2005 @ 07:41 pm
My wife makes the best fucking pizzas in the world.

Buffett at 11.
 
 
Current Mood: full
 
 
Brian Beck
02 August 2005 @ 06:42 pm
Dear Iomega,

While I certainly appreciate that you make it so easy to find drivers for my ancient Zip drive, I feel you are completely out of touch with reality when I run up against your "To continue downloading software from Iomega's website, you will need a "My Support" account." Here's the deal fuckwads...all I need is a driver. I already paid you my money for your "obsolete-before-I-got-it-home" Zip drive, why do you think I would also be willing to go through the time to sign up for an account that I'll likely never use again and in the process give you access to as much of my personal information as you can wring out of me?

Thank goodness for BugMeNot and their fine Firefox extension.

The end.
 
 
Brian Beck
24 May 2005 @ 09:22 pm
So very wrong and yet so very funny. (and so probably NSFW)

What kind of a fucking douchebag do you have to be to visit Amazon.com's Early Adopters on any kind of regular basis? I mean, the first sentence says it all. "These are the newest and coolest products our customers are buying." It originally was followed with, "If you're a gigantic pussy who can't think for yourself than this is the page for you. We'll show you everything that is 'cool' and 'hip' so you can try your damnedest to fool everyone."

Have I mentioned how much I'd love to have this? If not, I have now.

Have I also mentioned how much I hate, hate, hate, fucking really fucking hate the Quiznos commercials with Baby Bob? Worst. Commercial. Ever...and apparently I'm not the only one. I think the only thing more disturbing than the commercials is the fact that CBS put the baby in its own show. However, there is some cruel irony in all this is that a baby named Bob with a guy's voice is actually....not a guy.

These really need to go on Aeryn's first big boo-boo...not that I'm wanting that to happen anytime soon.

Everyone should print this out and make one because I say so...and because it's cool. (and it's an old link, so you don't have to worry about being an Early Adopter!)

and finally, I can now waste even more time because Nethack now has a Pocket PC version. Technology is so grand.
 
 
Brian Beck
18 May 2005 @ 07:21 pm
I just really fucking hate it when shows that I really get into, shows that I actually look forward too, shows that can actually tell a story, are fucking canceled. Hello My So-Called Life. Hello Relativity. Hello Once and Again. Hello Farscape. This just seems to be happening all too often these days...and I think what really fucking annoys me is the pure shit that CBS decided to keep on the schedule while ditching Joan of Arcadia. Still Standing is still fucking standing? How is that possible? Mark Addy had one good role in his life in The Full Monty and he's just shit in everything since. Jami Gertz was fun in Less Than Zero and Listen To Me but I have no desire to watch her now....and Yes, Dear is like the fifth fucking show the networks have given Anthony Clark and for some reason he's still not funny...perhaps that will dawn on them someday. I'll admit that I was never really a fan of the original CSI but at least I could see why other people would like it...but CSI:Miami and CSI:NY are just like so much Law & Order spin-off dreck.

Can you tell I'm not happy?

On another annoying note, what the fuck is up with Windows XP constantly fucking popping up a window every 10 minutes or so after I've applied some updates to remind me that I must restart my computer for the updates to take effect and do I want to restart now? No, you fucking dillhole of an operating system, I don't want to restart now and I sure as hell don't want to be reminded over and over again that I need to restart....why the fuck do you even have a "restart later" button on the dialog window if you're just going to ignore me and ask again in 10 minutes?

I'm such fun when I'm annoyed.
 
 
Brian Beck
05 May 2005 @ 07:07 pm
See what majoring in English gets you?

Notice that she never bothered to answer the question.
 
 
Brian Beck
28 April 2005 @ 03:59 pm
So yesterday I have an endless runny nose along with constant sneezing and some coughing...I'm figuring it's just me being a little under the weather after Friday, Monday and Tuesday checking in all the testing materials from the AISD campuses. My left eye was also bothering me, but I didn't think much of it. Crystal asked me what was wrong with it last night because it was starting to look really red...again, I figured it was just allergies or a cold or just feeling run down.


Fast forward to this morning when I'm out at the warehouse with others from work getting all the nonscorables from testing ready to go back to the testing company and they ask me about my eye...at which point one of them says, "well you know, someone at check in had conjunctivitis. I wonder if that's what you have?"

Gee, what are the odds?

Pretty good it turns out.

So I have Pink Eye for the first time in my life and now I get to spend all weekend worrying that I've passed it on to Aeryn. Even if she does have it, I know she'll be fine...but you just never like to be the cause of your child's discomfort. I'm sure it will all be fine. :)
 
 
Brian Beck
04 April 2005 @ 06:45 pm
Now that it has begun (I'm thinking Shang Tsung saying that here) I'd like to give everyone their yearly (sometimes bi-annual) reminder that we (except for those brave souls in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, the Eastern Time Zone portion of the State of Indiana, and most of Arizona, with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation in Arizona) have entered into Daylight Saving Time. Please note the lack of an "S" at the end of "Saving"...please keep it that way.
 
 
Brian Beck
11 September 2004 @ 10:25 am
Getting paid to sit on my ass. - sweet

Finding out there is a free wireless access point that I can connect to while sitting on my ass all day. - sweeter

Realizing that i forgot to bring the adapter so that I can keep my PDA charged all day. - fucking stupid

For everything else there's Mastercard.
 
 
Brian Beck
29 July 2004 @ 06:58 pm
So Crystal tells me that the funeral home called and said that Andrew's death certificate was ready for us to pick up....not exactly something either of us was just aching to go do, but it did need to be done, and it would be a good chance to go visit his gravesite again.

While [info]rgansle kept a watch over Aeryn for the two of us, we drove to the funeral home to pick up the certificate.  Once there, we told the receptionist what we needed and she called back to some minion who promptly came forward with the death certificate.  After I signed to attest that I had in fact received said certificate, Crystal and I headed out the door.  Once outside, I handed the folder with the certificate to Crystal and somewhat jokingly told her she should look it over real quick and make sure that we had obtained the correct death certificate because it would just really suck to get home and find out we had someone elses.  She looks at it and immediately tells me that they still had our street name spelled incorrectly....Aveno when it should be Avena.

Now at this point, I'm mildly annoyed because the director who set this all up with us had given us a copy of the death certificate form to proof and make sure that everything was correct.  On there, the street was misspelled, and we both pointed out to her this fact and explained how it should be spelled, and she proceeded to make a note that these changes needed to be done.   But hey, mistakes happen, I understand that and it's just really no big deal.

When I go back inside, the lady who gave us the death certificate is still standing there and so I proceed to explain to her that our address is incorrect in 2 places on the certificate because our street name is misspelled...while of course adding in that we had already mentioned to them that this correction needed to be made.  She then proceeds to get a very deep and thoughtful look, (not unlike the ones my daughter gets when she is working up a gigantic poop) looks over at the receptionist, frowns and then says, "hmmmm.  That's gonna take a long time, cuz we've gotta send it back into the state and all that...yeah."   While saying all this, she is giving us a look that, at least to me, strongly conveyed the message, "Why are you bothering me with this?  It's done.  Who cares if your street name is misspelled?  Please just agree that you don't care and go home."   I quickly bit off my immedaite response which was, "I don't care if you have to send it to the fucking Pope, just fix your own fucking mistake and give me my son's correct death certificate." and instead agreed that yes, it might take awhile, but that was fine as long as they could get it fixed.  Once she saw that we were not going to just walk out, she took it back and said they would call us once they got the corrected copy in.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?  Neither I nor Crystal have any desire to be anywhere in the funeral home ever again...and obviously we're still not feeling like the world is a bright, sunshiny place all the time.  So why the hell did this lady try to be difficult?  There's already a whole host of things I'll never understand...I guess I can just add this to the list.
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
Brian Beck
10 July 2004 @ 12:04 am
So I'm home for just a second to get some clothes and more baby things and I thought you all would appreciate some pictures.  So here some are.  I've gotta hurry and get back to the hospital now so I can attempt to try and get some sleep.  Wish me luck....I'll obviously post more once we are home.
 
 
Current Mood: jubilant
 
 
Brian Beck
01 July 2004 @ 08:14 pm
Hmmm....it's been awhile.   Good to see you're still here.

The ENT said that my sleep study confirmed that I had sleep apnea, which rather surprised me because both my doctor and the tech at the sleep study seemed to think it was unlikely that I had it.  So go figure.  Anyway, the doc set me up with a CPAP machine along with a humidifier.  My mask is...weird.  I used it last night for the first time and I honestly can't say that I noticed any difference.  Crystal said that it was weird for her because I was laying on my back and she kept expecting me to start snoring any minute, except I never did.  I imagine I'll notice more of an effect the longer I use it...I'll let you know when that happens.

So my birthday is coming up on the 8th and I'll make that wonderful transition into my thirties.  How the hell did  I suddenly get to be 30?  I think that fact weirds me out more than becoming a father...but that's probably because they're still frolicing around in Crystal's belly and thus very much out of site.  I'm sure that once the doctor hands one to me, that will all change.  (I keep half-jokingly saying to Crystal that when the babies are born I'm going to turn to her and say "Holy shit!  We just had two babies!  What the hell is going on?"  I can't help that I'm a very visual person and it all might not really hit me until I see them in the flesh.)

So now where was I?  Oh yes, my birthday.  My wonderful wife has ordered me one of these and I'm pumped about getting it.  I miss my old Clie and this one looks to be way way cooler....cuz I'm all about the gadgets. :)

Since it is almost my birthday, now is the time when I must post my obligitory Wish List link.  I expect absolutely no one to purchase anything on it, but you never know.  Over the years, it has become less a  "wish list" that I purchase from as a "that looks cool and I should mark it somewhere so I don't forget about it list."  I imagine I'm not the only one.

In other news, I am wonderfully pleased with Mozilla's latest build of Firefox.  I honestly don't know how I've gotten along without tabbed browsing all these years....and I honestly don't know why anyone chooses to use IE anymore.

Am I the only one that didn't know that FedEx took over Kinkos?...and that now the name is FedEx Kinko's?

I saw this today via Boing Boing and it made me think of you Gen.

If you're not reading Mark Morford, you should be.  He's damn funny, topical and usually right on...at least to me.  YMMV.